bryan
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Subject: PILITIN MONG TUMAWA, KHIT D NKKTAWA, HINDI PWEDENG HINDE Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:23 pm |
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IBA ANG PINOY
Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.
One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??
"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ". The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.
CORRUPTION
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A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to the U.S.
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REPORTER
REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo?? Police: DNA na... REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ??? Police: "Di Namin Alam "
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